Recently while my older brother was visiting, he and my mother were discussing various pills and potions they take for their various ailments. I just listened without making any comments. Then my brother looked at me and said, "You don't take anything, do you?"
"What about vitamins and supplements?"
He gazed at me thoughtfully but said nothing further.
We've had this conversation before and he knows where I stand. I guess he was just checking to see if anything has changed.
When I told my brother I don't take anything, that's not strictly true.
I do take this stuff called "Nothing."
Nothing is available in plentiful supply and free of charge. I can stuff myself with as much Nothing as I like and I will never suffer from an overdose nor are there any nasty side-effects.
Nothing is the new wonder drug but you will never find it at your pharmacist as it's way too high a price to pay.
I believe in the power of Nothing!
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