As I was walking home, I saw a man walking a Jack Russell dog. The dog was very friendly and jumped on me.
"She likes girls!" the man said.
After stroking the dog's head she ran off ahead.
"She's a cute dog!" I said.
"She's my neighbour's dog," he said. "She doesn't like people who drink alcohol, she really goes for them."
Later, I noticed an item on the news about a group of MPs (Members of Parliaments) recommending people to abstain from alcohol two days a week.
I reckon my Jackie Russell friend influenced those MPs to make that recommendation.
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