As I was walking past our local shopping centre, I saw two women with plastic bags giving out their shop's catalogues. One asked me if I would like one but I said no.
After I finished doing some shopping and caught a minicab, the first thing the driver said to me was, "Here's a catalogue someone gave me. Do you want it?"
"Actually, someone offered me this same catalogue earlier but I told her I didn't want it," I said.
Listen up, Universe, I've said it once and I'll say it again, I don't want or need any catalogues, thank you!
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