Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Arsing Around

Sometimes when I'm walking home, I stop off at a particular library to browse their magazines. There's an elderly woman who comes there who is completely off her rocker.

When I saw her and I wished her Happy New Year she said to me, "Will you do me a big favour?"

"What's that?" I said.

"Buy a lottery ticket and rub it on your arse and you'll be very lucky!"

"Thank you!"

I'm definitely going to get a lottery ticket but I don't know if I can be arsed though to rub it on my arse.

Wish me luck, everyone!


Related articles: Does Luck Really Exist?; What is Insanity?; A Good Omen

NB: Slang glossary:
Arsing around = messing about
Off your rocker = crazy
Arse = buttocks.
Arsed = bothered